One day, a Chinese walked into a bar in America late one night and he sawSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over tohim, and asked for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, "You Chinese peoplebombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here".
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinesewho bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was theJapanese"."Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you"re all the same," repliedSpielberg.
In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said, "Yousank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship". Shocked, Spielberg replied, "It was the iceberg that sank the Ship, notme".
The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you"reall the same".